Book Review: “50 Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy” by E. L. James

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Who would have thought I would pick up a book like this. I’ve heard so much about this book and I was curious. so I picked up the audiobook from the local library and listened to it during my half-hour commute each way to/from work in the car. Let’s just say it would definitely distract you from all the car traffic in front of you but you’re looking for literature, this is not for you. Entertaining, definitely – if you enjoy the “adult” kind. This reminds me somewhat of the “little” book I used to read during my teenager years.

A “50-way-fucked-up”, obsessively-controlling, handsome young (27 years-old) billionaire, named Christine Grey, met a young, virgin, independent woman, named Anastasia Steele during an accidental interview (arranged by her roommate who happened to get sick that day). The interview went well. So well was the encounter that set off Christine Grey in pursuing this young woman and introduced her to all kinds of excitement and “first-times” that include a self-piloted helicopter ride, gliding plane ride, and more importantly, the orgasm, the “fucking” and darker yet – punishments like slapping, handcuffing, riding crops, whipping, and etc. Riding_CropHandcuffsSpankingOf course, the billionaire had to protect himself from legal liability by the use of non-legal-binding contract between a dominant and a submissive that got Anastasia thinking and thinking. The internal debate between her inner goddess (sex-craze, emotional self) and her subconscious (logical and self-protective) was deafening. Christine swept Anastasia off her feet with his material wealth and sensuality, and yet he’s not able to commit to anything beyond having a good and yet physically painful (to Anastasia) and high-charged sexual relationship. So hot and vivid were the sexual encounters that I believe the film version of the book will probably be NC-17 or effectively X-rated. But I digress. The key seductive attractions were Christine’s magnificent body (mentioned more than a few times), and Anastasia’s constant lip-biting, challenging, and etc.

As they fell for each other. All rules were being broken. And the need for control and inflicting pain by Christine was so strong due to his poor childhood and being adopted into a “perfect” Grey family at age of 4. Also, this Mrs. Robinson figure that introduced Christine to the dark world of M&A became a shadow in their relationship. Eventually after being belt-whipped by Christine in the “red room of pain,” she called it quit. It was too much for her to bear. That was the end of Book 1.

It has a simple plot, but what keeps the readers going were the hot sexes, Christine Grey’s mysterious background (how he became the way he was), and the innocence of Anastasia as she discovers along with the readers what drove Christine Grey. The writing is rather juvenile and the email exchanges between Anastasia and Christine are outrageously silly. Overall, it was a good listen/read. Brought back lots of memory from my younger days when hormone ran rampant. Just be careful listening to this audiobook while driving.

A Survey of the Frost Damage in My Garden

We had a cold spell last few days. The temperature dips below freezing at times overnight. It’s unusual for us in the Northern California. I recorded this video to document the damages. If the weather pattern continues like this, I’d probably give up on gardening during the winter. Hate to see them like that especially after spending numerous hours caring for them in the months leading to the winter. Also, it’s been lots of work trying to protect them in the cold evening with weed-blocker fabric covers. Now, I must say it takes some patience and passion to be a good gardener.

Book Review: “Drip Irrigation for Every Landscape and All Climates, 2nd Edition” by Robert Kourik

Since I picked up gardening as a hobby, I have installed in June a drip irrigation system on my vegetable beds and tomato container plants. The drip irrigation system is essential if you don’t want to be tied down to water your plants daily, turning a good hobby into a chore. For me, it was prompted by a one and a half week of business travel that resulted in the death of nearly half of my plants. (My delegated helper, my daughter, got sick during the time and neglected to water my plants half way during my drip.)

I read this book hoping I could pick up some nuggets from the author’s experience. And I surely did. The author provided a more scientific approach to how to scale the system and which how many of emitters to use for each branch and for what types of plants or trees. had some insights on the plumbing of the drip irrigation system like the use of anti-siphon devices and filter.

When I reached the end of the book, I wondered if I read the book before I installed the system, I would still continue with the project. Maybe not, as the book seems to make it sound daunting. Unfortunately, the drip irrigation system in retrospect is not a simple DIY project, nor a complicated project that would require a contractor. It’s in between, which makes it a perennial procrastinated project. But the benefit is really worth the effort; I encourage to read the book before you take on installing your own drip irrigation system.

A quick summary:
1. Chapter 1: Why drip irrigation works. The author made a compelling argument that most of aerobic activities take place on the top few inches of soil and is where the nutrients are fed into the plants and where the drip irrigation would do the most good. Also frequent, shallow watering is best, which drip irrigation does the most good.

2. Basic Drip Irrigation Stuff: This goes into the basic structures and elements of a drip irrigation system: anti-siphon, filter , pressure regulator, and emitters (nice explanation of how emitters are made of long tortuous path or complex maze), holders, goof plugs, and etc.

3. Your First Drip Irrigation Project: This goes into how to put the system together step by step.

4. When and How Long to Irrigate: The author presented the scientific/mathematics background on how much water to irrigate, based on ET (Evapotranspiration) rate of your specific area. This took me a while to understand but seems to make sense. But if you’re just starting out, this could be overwhelming. For me, I just adjust the water volume by trials and errors until you’re not drowning the plants nor dehydrating your plants.

5. Hiding and expanding your drip system: If your irrigation system becomes too unsightly for you, you may follow the advises here to hide them.

6. Drip Irrigation for Containers: The author offers some idea to route the tubes through the bottom drainage holes of the container pots or to the top of the pot. Use of mister emitter may be necessary for certain plants.

7. Drip Irrigation for trees and shrubs: Other than routing the drip tubes around the tree on the drip line circle and beyond, the amount of water is critical.

8. Drip Irrigation for Vegetable beds: The use of U branches along the bed with 12″-spaced emitters and cutting an opening for the feeding tub to come in the center are a good suggestion. The author offers another suggestion for a raised without the wood box. Also the use of spiral-pattern distribution is another good idea.

9. Grey Water and Drip: The author discusses the pros and cons of using grey water (waste water from kitchen or urinals) to feed the irrigation system. The use of a special surge tank, filter and special plumbing needed to catch the grey water make it less than practical. I wouldn’t try it. But if you must use the grey water, this chapter serves as a good starting point. More researches are needed.

10. Drip Irrigation with Cistern and Tanks (from raindrops to drip drops): A special tank and down spouts with diverters are needed to catch the raindrops. It’s a good idea if your local weather warrants it with consistent rainfalls. In California where I live, this is not practical.

11. Controlling your drip irrigation: There is some discussion about the use of electronic timer. The author is not really crazy about electronic gadgetry besides the timer information here may be a bit outdated due to rapid advances of electronics nowadays.

12. Keep Your Drip Together: This chapter is about maintaining your drip system. The author recommends flushing of the drip irrigation system every season. This is something new to me but makes senses due to mineral accumulation.

Tripped fuses and Busted Bulbs of Xmas Lights – How I Fixed Them

Yesterday, I was prompted by my wife to hang the Christmas lights outside the house. It’s one of those rituals that are dreaded by most husbands of the households but the wives/kids couldn’t get enough of it, as if the redistribution of wealth from the breadwinners the rest of the families wasn’t enough. I know, I sounded like a scrooge. Happy holidays!

This was my second year hanging the same lights on my residence. I should have drawn a wiring diagram for next year as it’s hard to remember what we did last year. It’s supposed to get easier but it didn’t.

Fuse Problem:
After hanging up the Xmas lights, I noticed one of the two light branches kept burning the 3A fuse. I didn’t have a problem last year. Suspecting a bad Xmas light link within the chained 7 links, I brought out my Kill-A-Watt and measured it was registering 3.5W! So I turned it off right away to avoid burning the 3A fuse again. Now I need to isolate the “bad” link. I figured I should just characterize one link at a time to determine the current requirement. Sure enough, each link uses 0.5A (or 60W (0.2W per bulb)) and 7 links makes 3.5A. There was nothing wrong with the links but the way I chained them to the outlet. After re-distributing the current load to another chain, I no longer have the burned fuse problem. Each chain would handle 2.5A. One down!

Bulb Problems:
Next, I noticed one particular segment of the link no long have lights. Sigh! Diagnosing down to the light bulb out of 50 in a chain was going to be a nightmare. I googled around and familiarized myself with how the Xmas lights are wired together and how the circuit works, thanks to this website. I also checked Youtube videos and found there is this Light Keeper Pro tool that’s supposed to be a panacea for all the Xmas lights woes. I went to the local hardware store and bought one for $20. Also bought some spare light bulbs just in case.

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Well, I was able to fix one of the Xmas light link with this device. By pulsing/zapping from the bulb socket, this device worked to short/bridge the bad weakest-link bulb (each bulb has a “shunt” or electrical bridge to engage when the bulb turned bad), allowing the rest of the stringed bulbs to work. Then I replaced the bulb and all was well. Another down!

On another link, Light Keeper Pro’s zapping/pulsing didn’t work. I used the hum/tracing function and found 3 bad bulbs! The zapping function wouldn’t work if there are more than 1 bad bulb – it didn’t have enough energy to zap more than 1 bulb. But the humming function worked well. One more down!

On my final link or a mesh/net, neither the zapping nor the humming worked. The humming allows me to trace to a smaller branch but it couldn’t isolate down to a particular bulb. I need more time to debug this case next couple of days. 3 downs, 1 to go!

Overall, it’s a good Xmas light hanging experience. I didn’t realize I had such a great opportunity to learn about something interesting and refresh my circuit background.

Happy Thanksgiving – Gable Gobble!

My wife originally posted on her Facebook, “Gable Gable” to welcome the Thanksgiving Day this morning. I corrected her spelling but I thought it was really funny to associate Clark Gable with a Turkey’s voice and Thanksgiving Day. So I came up with the following picture by combining a caricature of Clark Gable with the turkey’s body using Inkscape. I did not intend to disrespect Clark Gable, a fine star in his era. Instead, I found the combination rather hilarious, especially with Clark Gable’s “I don’t give a damn” look on a turkey’s body.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Gable Gobble

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